AUTHOR BIO

In "I Buried Paul," the Walrus satirizes contemporary life through the eyes of a band of hapless 99-percenters immersed in a deadly treasure hunt that may be locked in Ringo Starr's head. This 2 book series might grow into even more books if the Walrus gets off his lazy boy chair and overcomes his cravings for oyster-glazed donuts. Either way, if you love the Beatles, and you love quirky, funny stories, then this novel was written just for you. You can't go wrong with the Walrus; he would tell you that himself if I can wake him from his nap.

I was definitely born in the past, sometime between springtime and warm time. Growing up, my favorite foods were oysters, clams on the half shell, clam chowder, oysters Rockefeller, and once in a while a nice Greek salad. The most precious thing in the world to me is love and laughter, and if you're able to laugh while making love, then you're probably doing it right... and most likely eating a sandwhich at the same time. Finally, I dedicate this novel to all the 99-percenters around the world, which is definitely more than half the population. These people deserve our respect, our love, our attention, and all the condiments they want. Bully, bully to the 99-percenter! Now, get the hell off your parent's sofa and go become the one percent.

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